Movie Review! The Last House on Cemetery Lane





A screenwriter for horror films rents an old house in the middle of nowhere as he attempts to break a writer’s block and get a new screenplay done.  With the house comes a catch: a blind old woman lives on the third floor (essentially the attic).  While staying there, he has vivid, violent dreams and strange occurrences begin happening at night.  Is it the old lady roaming the house at night?  Or is it more sinister?

Truthfully, the plot is far from original but that has never stopped a movie from being good.  All haunted house movies start off slow and the suspense is meant to build.  This doesn’t seem to happen in this movie.  At all.

To be fair, the movie lost my interest about halfway through and I started working on projects while the film played in the background.  The character’s ultimate discovery and the big reveal at the end wasn’t much of a discovery.  I would wager even a novice at horror would be able to decipher the ending of this one.  I will say the highlights of the movie dealt with the dreams the writer had.  Unfortunately, they had no bearing on the plot that I could see and were pretty much pointless.

Overall, I can’t say that I would recommend this one.  Everyone has different tastes.  If you have a high threshold for slow and drawn out films, or merely want to watch one where the guy lives alone and meets a girl then this is for you.

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